pwned

pwned
1. (pwned) (11432↑, 2121↓)
A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned." Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned." It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned." OR "That team totally pwned us."

Author: Daniel Rivera http://pwned.urbanup.com/94413
2. (pwned) (3573↑, 1429↓)
Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the complete definition of what "pwned" means. 1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there are two possible sources: a. A prominent quake player mis spelled "owned" and the new word "pwned" was adopted by people who thought it was "1337". b. A warcraft map designer misspelled "[owned]" and thus people started using "pwned" instead. The definitions are as follows: In video games: 1. Completely annihilated or dominated. 2. Perfectly owned, meaning the other player did not do any damage.

I pwned your head with my awp. OR I just pwned your ass noob\!

3. (pwned) (4537↑, 2474↓)
What happens to retards who keep arguing about the origin of pwned on the Internet

You guys were just pwned

4. (pwned) (1699↑, 1153↓)
This term actually comes from a game created hundreds of years ago, even before computers were invented. This game was called, 'chess'. The object of the game was to put the other player in checkmate, meaning, he was unable to move his king anywhere that he would not be threatened by another piece. Also in this game, you have 8 pieces at the front of your army called 'pawns', these were the least useful of all pieces, but that is not to mean they were worthless. If you could defeat the other player by using your pawn to apply check, that was called, and is still called pawned. Now, back in the early 80's, before warcraft, counterstrike or even the INTERNET, there were ways you could contact other PC's by using a modem. These were called BBS's and allowed you to connect to individual computers acting as severs where games would be so that people could play other people they did not know. Now, when I used to play these games as well as many other people 22+, they used to use and coined the phrase, 'pwned'. Which was slang for pawned. It eventually was taken from just chess and used in other text based games to taunt the loser of a match. It is now commonly wide spread across the world, although the children do not understand its true meaning. Saying it came from anywhere else is stating you're a poser for the fact you have no knowledge of gaming history and like to think you do so you make things up. Thanks.

Joe pawned/pwned Goerge along with his queen and knight.

5. (pwned) (1912↑, 1371↓)
a common typo of [owned] that is used in the same way, or more sarcasticly to mock 1337 speak. If you think pwned can be attributed to a single source you are retarded.

retard1: pwned originated with quake retard2 no it started with warcraft nonretard: Its a fucking typo, like 'teh'or 'pron'. I you were older than 11 you'd know typos happened even before 1337 made tham 'cool'. otherguy:you faggots just got pwned\!

6. (pwned) (1145↑, 606↓)
An intentionally mispelled term for "Owned". Originating as a result of the "P-key" being adjacent and aligned with the "O-key" on the QWERTY keybpard, it is a commpnly accepted term ampng gamers and shares the same definitipn as "Owned".

1. You just got pwned 2. To accredit the usage of "Pwned" to anything mpre particular than a commpn typo would be an unsubstantiated concept of it's origin. 3. Everyone else's definition of "Pwned" just gpt pwned

7. (pwned) (156↑, 70↓)
I won't even mention the "origin" of pwned here. (I mean, who the fuck cares... "O" is next to "P" on a keyboard. It was going to happen eventually). Unlike silly misspellings like [teh], the reason why "pwned" became popular, is because it looks and sounds good. If you look at the phonetics of the original, [owned], it has a very round, relaxed sound to it. The sharper "pwned", however, is fast and furious, like the cracking of a whip, the firing of a silenced gun, or a motherfucking laser weapon. PEW\! PEW\! ... pwned. Because of it's explosive sound, "pwned" will mainly be used where someone is defeated or humiliated in a very sudden and convincing manner. The slower, more elaborate "owned" will more oftenly describe domination over time. "pwned" is a very good word. It's phonetic similarity to fast, impressive finishes seems well suited to videogames. Because the word sounds like what it does, it will probably stay with us for a long time.

the dorks who try to make up the origin of the word 'pwned', were pwned by this article.

8. (Pwned) (152↑, 140↓)
Definition: A corrupted version of the word "[owned]". Due to the fact that the "P" and "O" keys on a standard QWERTY keyboard are so close together it can be easy to miss the "O" key and accidentally hit the "P" key. The word itself means to exel at the game or kill someone in a game.

Gamer 1: *Hides behind a wall* Gamer 1: He'll never get me here. Gamer 2: *Throws grenade over wall and it lands beside GAMER 1* Gamer 1: OH SHIT\!\!\! *Grenade explodes* Gamer 2: Pwned Noob\!

9. (Pwned) (16↑, 11↓)
1. The domination of a person, place or thing 2. An epic win over someone else 3. A crushing of someone else's talent or belief.

Joe: Hey little girl I bet I can beat you and one on one basketball. Little Girl: Okay let's play.... The little girl beats Joe really badly. Joe has just gotten pwned by the little girl.

10. (Pwned) (9↑, 7↓)
The total domination or shut down of a person place or thing. The word: Pwned originated from the word: Owned, which derived from the word: Own, which came from the word: Cat.

Boy says to other boy who just got nuked on three times straight: "You Just Got Pwned."

11. (pwned) (0↑, 0↓)
What happens to n00bs for trying to give an origination for the word pwned when its irrelevant to what it means. In the definition where the origins are from a warcraft misspell he is obviously a n00b because he didnt use the word in an example of him pwning someone.. Pwned is being dominated

Pwned\! GG n00b you got pwned Lulz.. pwned\!

12. (Pwned) (2↑, 2↓)
Pwned. The total domination or shut down of a person, place or thing. The word pwned originated from the word owned, which arrived from the word own, which came from the word cat. Pwned has become one of the most frequently used words around the world. It is used in such places as:

Australia: "You just got pwned mate\!" Hawaii: "Oh right I've heard you got pwned or what" Japan: "I pwn you\!" ^^ North America: "You just got pwned.." The south part of north America: "Y'all just got pwned\!" And just a little more south of that: "Ao mau I pwn you homies\!"

13. (Pwned) (0↑, 0↓)
-[noun] the total domination or shutdown of a person, place or thing.

P1: Hey Lou\! P\@:Hey\! *slapz him in the face* PWNED

14. (Pwned) (2↑, 2↓)
Pwned: The total domination or shut down of a person, place, or thing.

Pwned originated from the word owned, which derived from the word own, which came from the word cat.

15. (pwned) (0↑, 0↓)
To be made to look like a little bitch.

"Shawn thought that dude was a girl\!" "Pwned."

Author: WisdomSpeaker http://pwned.urbanup.com/5688635
16. (Pwned) (9↑, 9↓)
The total ownage and/or complete shutdown of a person, place, or thing. Derived from the word "owned" but is much cooler and more widely used. It was created because of an idiot who can't spell "owned" (and so therefore he was pwned)

Speaker one: We totally kicked \@$$ in the game last night\! Speaker two: Yeah, that team got PWNED\!\!

Author: A. Dumbledore http://pwned.urbanup.com/5017480
17. (pwned) (1↑, 2↓)
FOR STARTERS it was actually a term originated from FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS IT WAS NOT A MISTAKE it stands for pistol owned such as when the use of a more powerful weapon is available and far more efficient but instead someone uses the weakest weapon a pistol and kills u when u are using a far better weapon in EX: Player1 Killed Player 2 with Pistol Player1: HAHAH PWNED

EX: Player1 Killed Player 2 with Pistol Player1: HAHAH PWNED

18. (pwned) (0↑, 1↓)
pwned originated long before warcraft, in a game called Quake.

I was playing Quake Team Fortress when I got pwned by a noob pyro throwing napalm everywhere. What's "warcraft?"

19. (Pwned) (2↑, 3↓)
A verb meaning "to own with a pistol" coined in Halo 2

He pwned that kid for a killtacular

20. (Pwned) (1↑, 3↓)
Arrived from the word owned, which arrived from the word own, Which came from the word CAT

Boy on computer: Best porn ever\!\!??? *click* Computer: *pirate song. lalalalalalalala pirate\!* Boy: wtf\!? ANSWER: PWNED

21. (pwned) (1↑, 3↓)
Pwned is the total domination of a person, place or thing.

Noob: Haha I just pwned your a** you son of a bi***\! Pro: Dude, nobody freakin' cares. Noob: UR JUST QQIN CUZ I UR A NOOB PIECE OF SH**\!\!\!\! Pro: No, I just don't use the bs guns you buy with money. Noob: WELL MAYBE CUZ YOU SUCK AND DON'T KNOW HOWTA SPEND YOUR F***ING MONEY IDIOT\! Pro: Dude, you're using a nuke shooting minigun in a chopper. Noob: NOBODY F**KING CARES YOU A**HOLE. GO SUCK A C***\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Vennyscool911 http://pwned.urbanup.com/5601532
22. (pwned) (13↑, 15↓)
The total domination or shut down of a person, place, or thing.

Pwned is used in such places as: Australia: You just got pwned, mate\! Hawaii: Hola brother you go pwned\! Japan: I pwn you\! North America: You just got pwned\! South part of North America: Y'all just got pwned\! A little south of that: Nomes a sey ya pwn you homes\! Examples of pwned: Guy staring at laptop: Best porn EVER? Laptop: We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I guy: Hey what's up man? other guy: SLAP\! Guy with hammer: Hey Lou\! Lou: FRED IS NUMBER ONE\! Guy with hammer: What? Lou: TEEHEE\!

23. (pwned) (59↑, 61↓)
This is a word that my kids use on the internet.... when I asked what it meant, they told me that it was a bastardized version of "owned". This is a "teen word".. and for some of you to continue arguing over the origins... well, see my example below.

"Urban Dictionary users who continue to argue over the origins of adolescent internet terminology, are totally pwned by the rest of us who really don't give a shit."

24. (pwned) (30↑, 33↓)
The act of somebody getting majorly and utterly owned; normally associated with games.

I just pwned his ass.

25. (pwned) (824↑, 827↓)
Created in 1972 by the 3rd SOG (Special Operations Group) when a Lt. Colonel Hank Munro shot a Vietnamese sentry with a Mk22 Hush Puppy. Due to the tension at the time, he inadvertantly said "pwned" instead of "Delta, move in and eliminate all hostiles." The subsequent death of Lt. Col. Munro as he charged a heavily fortified position lead to the term "pwned" being adopted as short-hand for "that dumbass just got his ass whupped in a helluva funny way."

"Did you see that car crash where 27 people died after someone swerved to avoid a cat?" "PWNED."

Author: Sledge Sparrow http://pwned.urbanup.com/1334020
26. (Pwned) (4↑, 8↓)
There is a common misconception saying that it's pwned because the O key is next to the P and people mean to write owned, but accidentally write pwned, and the name stuck. This is far from true. Pwned really means "Permanently Owned".

Mary: Jason, you're such a waste of everyones time. Go crawl in a hole and die. Jason: ... Bob: Dude, you just got pwned. (permanently owned)

Author: duuuddeeeeee15 http://pwned.urbanup.com/5241350
27. (pwned) (3↑, 7↓)
When a cell phone company tells you one thing but then does another....you get pwned\!

Ives: "Are you sure this won't extend my contract?" CELL PHONE CO. : "Yes, we are positive." (secretly grinning) Ives: "Ok great, lets do it\!" CELL PHONE CO. : (a week later) "Here's your newly extended 3 year contract. Hope you like it\! By the way, you just got pwned\!" Ives: "Bullshit\!"

Author: Dark Agent 1024 http://pwned.urbanup.com/4827874
28. (pwned) (7↑, 11↓)
pwned means owned, this word came about when it was misspelt, gamers in particular like to use this word as it is both insulting and humiliating to the person on the recieving end of the insult.

person no. 1 : my xbox has got 3 red rings of death. Person no. 2 : dude, you got pwned by microsoft.

Author: badb0y leer0y http://pwned.urbanup.com/4209268
29. (pwned) (22↑, 26↓)
(adjective) pronounced (pownd)- pwned is another way of saying 'owned'. when you get pwned, you just totally got your ass kicked, either physically or just at utter failure. it is normally used in online gaming. pwned really does mean owned but it came to be because the 'p' and the 'o' on the keyboard are right next to each other so it was originally got mistyped so it became pwned.

(guy falls in a lake on accident) lol u just gotz pwned\! (guy gets utterly killed in the dual arena) omfg pwned\! (guy gets killed) d00d i pwned u\!\!\!1 i gonna pwn u biatch (im gonna kill you bitch)

30. (pwned) (1↑, 6↓)
1. Getting seriously owned by someone or something. 2. Losing so bad it hurts.

Yeah, they seriously pwned Jason and Ian. It was glorious.

Author: lizzerrslitherr http://pwned.urbanup.com/5189436
31. (Pwned) (6↑, 11↓)
Pwned; The total domintion or shut down of a person place or thing The word Pwned originated from the word owned; wich came from the word own; wich came from the word cat - Dr. Hanatewakusoshiseotadashiteteriyakisuzikihondacivic

person one: HAH \! YOU JUST GOT PWNED person two : O.O YOUR FACE JUST GOT PWNED narrarater: PWNED \!

32. (pwned) (3↑, 8↓)
1: the complete and total domination of a person or thing 2: originated from the word owned which came from own 3: player owned\!

I pwned you suckaaaa\!

33. (Pwned) (5↑, 10↓)
Originated on IRC Quakenet in the 90's Originally used to denote that you had 'owned' someone of the opposite sex.

She got naked on webcam for me, Pwned\!

34. (Pwned) (2↑, 7↓)
Regardless of it's orgin, it means to be "owned" or killed in an online video game.

I was pwned by killa45 in [CS]

Author: Poprocks4 (2) http://pwned.urbanup.com/4169312
35. (pwned) (0↑, 5↓)
the total shut down or extermination of another team.

we pwned them.ha they dont exist anymore

36. (pwned) (5↑, 10↓)
the total domination or shut down of a person place or thing. the word pwned originated from the word owned, which dervied from the word own, which came from the word cat.

that [noob] totally got pwned\! i pwn u\!

Author: bahahathiswebsitepwns http://pwned.urbanup.com/4083889
37. (Pwned) (1↑, 6↓)
To be owned by someone or badly beaten

We so pwned dat nerd when we wejed him

38. (pwned) (5↑, 10↓)
"Pwned" meas u were overwhelmed by something or someone. This word originated in Dota (warcraft III "mod") because in the earliest version of this game, when you kill your enemy you need to take his head and sell it in a PAWN SHOP to get some gold. So it turns that, you have just "PAWNED" your enemy. Then the word "PAWNED" became "PWNED" for an easier typeing or maybe just to look more like another expression that means the same thing: "owned". That's it. ^^

I pwnedddddddddddddd you n000000000000000bbbbbbbbbbb\!

39. (pwned) (6↑, 11↓)
Meaning "pure ownage", often used to describe how well a gamer defeats another gamer. Also has references to the game of chess where a pawn is the weakest piece on the board and easily taken. May also have origionated from a misspelling of the word owned, the p and o are together on the keyboard - however this is not a definition\!

The weak character was PWNED by the strong character, the weak character died within a few seconds and it was very funny (to a gamer).

Author: The hot guy from school... http://pwned.urbanup.com/3942261
40. (Pwned) (5↑, 10↓)
The domination of a person, place or thing. it sounds like poned.

*playing halo* "dude watch out for my spartan laser\!" guy gets killed by assassination "You just got pwned\!"

Author: Uzumaki Understudy http://pwned.urbanup.com/3890396
41. (Pwned) (5↑, 10↓)
1. The complete or total annihilation of a person, place or thing. 2. The term for winning by a massive amount.

After we won 70-2 we just laughed and said, PWNED\! "Sir, we completely destroyed the city, as the young kids say... pwned.

42. (pwned) (2↑, 7↓)
pwned meen permanantly owned its a larger scale of the word owned

look at that dude the techer proper pwned him

Author: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemee http://pwned.urbanup.com/3822209
43. (pwned) (6↑, 11↓)
The way an idiot spells owned.

Idiot: I pwned that guy\! Me: You're an idiot. You owned him.

44. (pwned) (20↑, 25↓)
The act of being absolutely extermintated by someone. Often followed by humiliation

Dude Sam got pwned when i kicked his balls and they flew onto that random spike and all the chicks laughed and the chicks knocked him out with their purses and then they drew a dick on his forehead with lipstick and then snapped his neck and threw him outside onto the steaming dogshit.

Author: GET PWNED\!\!\! http://pwned.urbanup.com/3615604
45. (PWNED) (11↑, 16↓)
getting completely and utterly owned by a insult or comeback by an individual towards another individual

A.J(10:23:30 PM): your hott Meagan (10:24:41 PM): you're not. PWNED

Author: travis bradley http://pwned.urbanup.com/3600566
46. (pwned) (74↑, 79↓)
the stupidest fucking word used on the internet today. people think its funny or cool to use this word, when really they sound like fucking idiots.

"---"got pwned...im soo cool , i used 'pwned'\!" SHUT THE FUCK UP

47. (pwned) (377↑, 382↓)
How retards say '[owned].'

mAn +HoS3 DuD3z +0+\@lLy PwNed U$ lolololololololololz

48. (pwned) (17↑, 22↓)
The word that if you say seriously more than 5 times you go to hell to be sodomized by a razor penised goat. Every time after 5 that you say it you get another eternity.

Demonic Goat With Razor Dick: So Halo boy, I see that the word "pwned" is in your life book a large number of times. You know, I have been fantasizing this moment since you first got xbox live. Just to warn you, my rage hasn't subsided since Satan gave me this shit job, and I'm taking it all out on you. So bitch, how do you want it?

49. (pwned) (26↑, 31↓)
Many people are under the impression that this word means "owned" but with a hip, trendy connotation, as if by using it they become part of a cool in-group. However, the meaning is in fact slightly different, and follows more along the lines of: "I am a stupid fucktard who thinks that by intentionally misspelling words I am building solidarity with the internet community, completely unaware that this gimmicky act actually just makes people hate me."

Andrew: It didn't take you long to lose all your friends. Pwned\! Betsy: If you ever say that "word" again I will disembowel you and play jump rope with your innards.

50. (Pwned) (1↑, 7↓)
The proper term as used when one of a higher rank utterly owns/humilates someone of a lower rank in any first-person shooter.

Kyle completely pwned Derreck in quickscopes the other day.

Author: Geofery hobblebonker http://pwned.urbanup.com/5304782
51. (pwned) (1↑, 7↓)
Something that someone who is very experienced at something says to someone who is inexperienced after beating them. D-bags who only find it fulfilling to play newbs at games they've been playing for a long time say this after an easy win. Too bad they can't beat anyone that also knows how to play.

A guy knows all the moves in a game and only plays against people who have never played or do not play as often as him. He tells them they have been pwned after defeating them. What a loser he is.

Author: understatement http://pwned.urbanup.com/4838558
52. (Pwned) (0↑, 6↓)
The total domination of a thing or person. The word PWNED originated from the word PWN, which originated from own, then cat.

Hey Liu *punchs* pwned Best Porn ever?\!?\!? *rickrolled* pwned

53. (pwned) (0↑, 6↓)
The word pwned means the total decimation of a person place or thing. Contrary to some sources the earliest usage of the word pwned comes from online pvp matches in the game Diablo II.

Dude, you just got pwned by that level 99 sorceress\!

Author: your face is dead http://pwned.urbanup.com/4782426
54. (Pwned) (0↑, 6↓)
"pre-owned" you know you are going to be owned before it happens.

I just got pwned

55. (pwned) (3↑, 9↓)
Originally a typo of owned Usually used in MMPORGs after dueling...

xD you just got pwned

Author: \pwnedShinku\pwned http://pwned.urbanup.com/4471392
56. (pwned) (0↑, 6↓)
Years before warcraft existed, mid combat chat was about typing fast, before getting killed from having your hands away from the movement keys. The spelling mistake owned to pwned was common. As it sounded far funnier (Porned) it stuck.

A: HAHA, Pwned your Ass B: Owned? or Porned? A: Owned\!\! C: Porned your Ass\!\! LMAO.. much funnier.

57. (Pwned) (7↑, 13↓)
Pwned: The complete shut down or domination of a person place or thing. It is commonly used as a derogatory way of saying "owned" which originated from the word "own" it is commonly used in places such as: Hawaii, Japan, Mexico, etc.

Guy 1: Dude I almost got some sweet [puss] last night. Guy 2: What happened? Guy 1: She whopped out a [chode] Guy 2: OH MAN\! YOU GOT [PWNED]\!\!

Author: Chode-slurper http://pwned.urbanup.com/3966203
58. (Pwned) (2↑, 8↓)
Synonym for schooled, served, burned, etc. It is actually pronounced as poned too. I don't get why it's a w. Who does though?

Girl 1: Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized\! Girl 2: *thinking* You better back up bitch\! Girl 3: *up in Girl 2's face* OH\! YOU JUST GOT PWNED\!

59. (Pwned) (5↑, 11↓)
Having been trashed in a video game.

"Oh, Marty got pwned by Rob."

60. (pwned) (6↑, 12↓)
Legend has it that in the World of [[Warcraft]], there exists an Orcish [[Dominatrix]]. Better not cross her path\! They say that those who went searching for her have never returned.

On your knees\!...(whack)...PWNED\!\!\!

61. (pwned) (0↑, 7↓)
when you own or beat someone

["you just got pwned"]

Author: I am Ze Slippery Gypsie http://pwned.urbanup.com/5387647
62. (pwned) (9↑, 16↓)
A word used by losers and only losers. Get a life and get off the xbox u fuckin tools

You fuckin losers are fat and ugly and play video games because you can't get laid....pwned

Author: SickOfAllYouLosers http://pwned.urbanup.com/4706284
63. (pwned) (4↑, 11↓)
This word's origins do infact come from quake 3 like a gentlemen from the first page mentioned. A player named O.G. coined the term. Furthermore it was not a typo error it was done intentionally. I know this because I am the very O.G. himself. Some may remember my handle, mostly played ctf4 on quake.oarie.net. I'm an unknown e-legend. LOL. I am also the one who coined the term "knee grow."

I pwned your ass Your whole team got pwned.

Author: OG$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ http://pwned.urbanup.com/4662121
64. (pwned) (0↑, 7↓)
I typo of the word "owned," that every Jonas-fag think means "powerfully owned" and spells with an O instead of a W.

"I just pwned those n00bs"

65. (pwned) (0↑, 7↓)
"Pwned" meas u were overwhelmed by something or someone. This word originated in Dota (warcraft III "mod") because in the earliest version of this game, when you kill your enemy you need to take his head and sell it in a PAWN SHOP to get some gold. So it turns that you have just "PAWNED" your enemy. Then the word "PAWNED" became "PWNED" for an easier typeing or maybe just to look more like the other expression that means the same thing: "owned". That's it.

I pwnedddddddddddddd you n000000000000000bbbbbbbbbbb\!

66. (Pwned) (0↑, 7↓)
There are many different definitions of pwned and where it came from, here is the real one. It was invented to say "player Owned", it is only used when a human player is killed or lost a game. It was not invented by a [WoW] player.

Random Guy: "dude did you see that snipe\! i pwned that guy in the face\!"

67. (Pwned) (0↑, 7↓)
The word pwned stems from a mistake that a programmer of warcraft 2 or 3.He meant to make an ai player say owned but he made it pwned because p and o are so close together on the qwerty keyboard.

you just got pwned ai character in warcraft 1 or 2

68. (pwned) (55↑, 62↓)
Verb past tense Language of Origin: "little boy" Meaning: "I beat you" or "You were beaten"

xX1337pkerXx (playing WOW): "u jus c m3 i ttly pwned that nub\!\!111\!" *woman walks by and brushes the 1337's shoulder* *1337 boy wets his pants* xX1337pkerXx: dud a fukin hott chic jus tuched me im t0tly gon^a fuk her\!\!\!111\!

Author: FlowersInMidgar http://pwned.urbanup.com/2560229
69. (pwned) (54↑, 61↓)
to humiliate: usually relating to first person shooter computer games. Deliberate mispelling of the word "owned".

"pwned\!\!\!"

Author: MuthaPlucka http://pwned.urbanup.com/93832
70. (Pwned) (2↑, 10↓)
when u kick somebodys ass REALLY bad. beyond the point where its consitered dead. Mostly just nerd talk though..

guy1: dude i just pwned 5 stair with my kickflip\! guy2: OMGWTFBBQ\! awesome\!

71. (pwned) (2↑, 10↓)
Being beaten in a march madness bracket by a skinny engineer named Vinny. [owned] [beaten] [engineer] [ballin] [basketball]

Dan's picks were soo bad Vinny pwned him without ever watching basketball.

72. (Pwned) (11↑, 20↓)
The way a FAG or a retard says owned...and they think it is clever somehow\!?\!

What a /b/tard might say after watching a video of a Canadian getting fucked by a moose: "Man, that maple licker just got PWNED\!"

73. (pwned) (69↑, 78↓)
Common mistyping of "owned" (because the "p" key is next to "o" on a keyboard). To dominate in a multiplayer game, or to be very very good in some other way ("Metallica pwned at Monsters Of Rock")

I really pwned on that map\! Silly variation: "pweened".

74. (pwned) (1↑, 11↓)
There are several definitions for the word pwned. The most common misconception about it is that it applies only to video games. In reality, it simply means to do extremely well in any situation that can be judged by factual evidence. You can not pwn or be pwned in a situation that is judged by opinions, unless you have a large group of people who agree with you.

Man, I just pwned that Calculus final, I think that just secured me an "A". OR Dude, you just got totally pwned, n00b.

75. (pwned) (4↑, 14↓)
To be [owned]. This includes but is not limited to being told off, embarrassed, made fun of, etc.,

"Did you see that? He just got sooo pwned." "I pwn you."

76. (pwned) (6↑, 16↓)
When a kontrola totally dominates a hapless, moronic Trouter on the CK board.

Yo dawg, kontrola done gone and pwned that dur bitch Trouter, juz like it sayz in teh [kontrola Invincibility Principle], which I'm beginning to see has some real epistemic value.

77. (pwned) (9↑, 19↓)
pwned: verb; to win at something and "pwn" the other contestants; or to be "pwned" when losing a game, etc.

"I just totally pwned you at basketball\!"

78. (pwned) (18↑, 28↓)
To be owned,schooled,to lose,get killed (ect.)

OOOOOOOOOOH\!\! you just got pwned

79. (pwned) (2↑, 13↓)
the amazing word i use when i shoot peoples faces off

guy playing agenst me: *gets shot in the face and dies* me:"pwned in the face\! what now\!?" another player agenst me: *shoots me in the face* "thats what\!"

80. (pwned) (6↑, 17↓)
when you play videogames, and you die, it is appropriate for teh person to say they own you.

" oh yeah BITCH\!\!\! you just got pwned\!\!\!"

Author: xxxMcNuggetxxx http://pwned.urbanup.com/3060137
81. (pwned) (18↑, 29↓)
The word pwning came about when extreme gamers, who were in the heat of extreme gaming, typed "you got owned". of course, misspelling it because a pro gamer has no time to worry about silly things like correct spelling when they are killing noobs left and right.

*awsome gamer just single-handedly killed the entire other team* Gamer: "you just got pwned" *gamer keeps killing*

82. (pwned) (3↑, 14↓)
In World Of Warcraft a 42 year old man(Karen, Tiffany, Brenda, Rebecca) was caught with facts and proof from many sources imitating a 15 year old girl in game. This was brought forward to the community and he was destroyed on the boards over and over for a week solid. Old perverts lose.

ZOMG did you see how bad Tiffany got Pwned?

83. (pwned) (24↑, 35↓)
A word that has been misspelled and accepted by our culture as an alternative to the word "owned". Sometime in the early 1990's, the United States education system started to fanatically increase it's liberal agenda and concentrated on political correctness doctrine therefore ignoring the basic fundamentals of education like reading, writing, and arithmatic. As a result of this increase in child liberalization, standards of english decreased and such we now have a culture that can't spell let alone find out their head from their arse. Thus, when a map developer misspelled "owned" as "pwned", alot of uneducated liberal kids thought it was the correct spelling and thus we have this new term.

I have pwned a car before but it got repossessed.

84. (PWNED) (31↑, 42↓)
Badly defeated/embarassed/hurt. (see [owned])

DarRangda was PWNED in the face with a shotgun by Zaku X.

85. (pwned) (5↑, 17↓)
Pwned is a word that was most likely created by a [noob] on a video game that typed "pwned" instead of "owned." It has become used by non-[noobs], perhaps to make fun of the person that made it, perhaps because it is so lacking in proofreading, it is hilarious.

lykomg u got pwned dood - [noob] usage Haha, that teacher totally pwned you, man. - Everyday usage

86. (pwned) (3↑, 15↓)
means player ownage in a game.

"i just pwned the shit outta you."

87. (pwned) (1↑, 13↓)
Pooped on and owned.

We just pwned your kitten. Gross\!

Author: NerdleNerdleNerdle http://pwned.urbanup.com/1832590
88. (pwned) (14↑, 26↓)
An abbreviation for Player Was Owned a popular saying heard while playing both console and PC video games

My friend pwned his opponent in Halo.

Author: Tom Florczak Jr. http://pwned.urbanup.com/995500
89. (pwned) (9↑, 22↓)
Likely derived from a misspelling of '[owned]'; possibly derived from the Latin verb pono, ponere (to put, place, set aside). To thoroughly and totally overcome or surpass someone, often in a surprising or wholly humiliating fashion. Most commonly refers to whaling on someone in video games. See also [pwnt].

"I totally just [pwned] you right there\!" "Dude, you always get [pwned] in Counterstrike..."

90. (pwned) (25↑, 38↓)
pwned is pronounced as if it rymed with owned, despite what a lot of dumbasses think. It means "I went to the bathroom" and is often used in conversations on the Internet. It is believed that the 'n' was placed there as a crudely drawn toilet to emphasize the actual meaning of the word and to confuse anyone who isn't aware of Internet talk, namely Baby-Boomers or older. From its use in Hopscotch in the Middle Ages, pwned has wormed its way into the hearts of gamers off all types. Popularized by the game Checkers, invented in 1976, it was used as a shortened version of the word 'pawned'. When your queen reached your opponents first row, she would be 'pawned'. This eventually led to the phrase 'pwning bitches' or its shortened form, "Trebek'd". Or it could have been a spelling mistake on Quake 2. Who knows? PWND also describes what happens when you get zerged by a group of albs doing a relic take at 3 a.m. (as that's the only time they can do one successfully). The same can be said if you get zerged by a group of mids at about 6 a.m., for the same reason... or when you get zerged by a group of hibs at just about any time during the day. Of course, this is post-Catacombs and DEFINITELY post-TOA, when Hibs finally figured out how to RVR with their superior character classes and races. And Banshees. Don't forget the Banshees. PWND is also the TRUE word muttered by Captain Jean-Luc Picard when he defeated the Borg queen at yet another one of her nasty little assimilation games. It was later edited out by network executives when they decided that the broadcast television-watching masses would not be capable of listening to the word "PWND" in all its glory, and their heads would explode if they were exposed to such an aesthetically and mathematically superior word. Because PWND is neither a true noun or adjective, it is in a class of its own. There are also other derivitives such as C0ned, droned, loaned, boned, mediowned, RobertDoaned, Daniel Booned, and AlCapowned. Another late comer to this new list is eatatthedoaned. No other phrase has made such a profoundly retarded impact upon our youth today. Due to this entirely stupid new reality, one can expect to see things such as pidill, noner, and filmerguiset describing things like ice cream, olives, and dish soap respectively. Pwnsome is a hybrid of ‘pwn’ and ‘awesome,’ generally used to describe things that are pretty damn awesome, and pwn at the same time. It originated from a misspelling during an AIM conversation between two members of the Find Your God forums, and is widely used on www.findyourgod.forumsplace.com , though virtually unknown elsewhere. Its two founders are currently engaged in the holy task of making this pwnsome word as widespread as ‘w00t,’ ‘All Your Base are Belong to Us,’ and even ‘pwn’ itself. USE IT OFTEN, PEON\!\!\!\!

PWNED is, to date, the only English word containing a Silent P.

91. (pwned) (19↑, 32↓)
An intentional mispelling of 0wned, so as to cause even more humiliation to the person who has been "0wned."

"Dude I PWNED your ass." "Oh, My bad, I meant i OWNED you\!"

92. (pwned) (57↑, 70↓)
typo or netspeak for "owned"

dude\! I pwned you in UT2004\!

93. (pwned) (14↑, 27↓)
Corruption of "owned". Used amongst gamers to describe doling out a savage beating to a fellow gamer - or, "serious pwnage". Pronunciations range from "poned" and "pooned" to "pwooned" and "pwunned". I favour the latter pair myself.

"Well, no wonder... we were all pwned\!"

94. (pwned) (15↑, 28↓)
pwned means to be owned like a punk this is the actually meaning of the word. mainly used in internet multiplayer games. and by people who claim to be part of the [1337] .. when they are actually losers looking for an excuse to say they are better than you

i pwned you

95. (pwned) (1↑, 15↓)
power owned

i just pwned that noob

Author: 951753789456123741852963 http://pwned.urbanup.com/3253103
96. (pwned) (0↑, 14↓)
Pistol [owned] When the pistol was first invented, many who owned a pistol said then "pwners" because they owned a pistol. Many pwners today began to play a popular video game called counterstrike. When they "owned" someone with a pistol it was said that they have been pistol owned our for short pwned.

I pwned you with that my Desert Eagle, buddy.

97. (pwned) (8↑, 22↓)
Pwned is a highly disputed word that has evolved over the years from being a simple typo of the word "owned", which is commonly used in multiplayer games around the world. Today it had some to be a combination the words "owned" and "pawned". Owned meaning that the a person was defeated so badly, that he has become the Owners bitch. Pawned meaning that the newly owned person is not wanted, or worthy of the owners presence. Thus the owner has disposed of the person in a cheap manor (Pawn Shop). To be pwned is to be owned, but at the same time rejected as being not worthy, and then disposed of.

"We really pwned the other team\!"

98. (pwned) (6↑, 20↓)
Derives from a Warcraft 2 bug in which all o's appeared as a 'p'

"ZOMGRUSH' "PWNED LOLLERCAKS" abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Author: Pat TEH ROXSAUCE D http://pwned.urbanup.com/2441322
99. (pwned) (1↑, 15↓)
1. To get the shit beaten out of you, or beat the shit out of someone. 2. to horribly mess something up

ex. 1 Bill just got pwned\! ex. 2 I'm gunna pwn you\! ex. 3 You just pwned that one up

Author: Terrible twine http://pwned.urbanup.com/1972975
100. (pwned) (13↑, 27↓)
like owned, pwned is a classy word that you can say when you have beaten someone, perhaps at there own game.

Whoah\! Like totally H-Core\! I totally pwned you catlin\!

101. (pwned) (16↑, 30↓)
1. "Pwned" is a variation on the word [owned] and means something to the same effect but to a worse degree. Pwned came about as part of [1337] because "P" comes after "O" in the alphabet (and on a qwerty keyboard) therfore to be "pwned" is worse than being "owned". Contrary to what many beleive, this is the true origin of the word.

"Dude, I just pwned you\!"

102. (pwned) (11↑, 25↓)
It does not mean "pistol owned" It did not originate in Counterstrike, no matter how much you noobers want to believe it. It DID originate in quake. It is a common misspelling of owned. Variations: Pwnage Pwnd Pwn

Do not make random stupid definitions that have NOTHING to do with the origin of this word, or you will be PWNED by my Justache (Mustache of Justice)

Author: [ny] Sneaky Pete |SA| http://pwned.urbanup.com/1651313
103. (pwned) (13↑, 27↓)
A 'yoof' culture word used predominately by pubesant boys try to create an image to their otherwise sad little lives. This word is thought of as funny by 'geeks' and as radical by popular and fashion following 'yoof's.

A sexually starved youth would say .... " I pwned your mum last night, several times " to his best mate.

104. (pwned) (62↑, 76↓)
Used by lamers who think its cool to act like a retard and forget that O and P are 2 different keys.

All the fags arguing are depressed because their dad pwned them in the back of the head for masturbating too much. This is why they can't spell owned, nor can they laugh without saying LOL\!

105. (PWNED) (7↑, 21↓)
A slight variation of the word [owned] meaning "personally owned" as in directly owned by a peer.

"Hey would you like to go to the dance with me?" "OMG\! no, u smelly freak" -"Dude, she totally PWNED you."

106. (pwned) (39↑, 53↓)
to beat(win), to beat(cause injury), to embarass, to be injured by a random catastrophy, variant of [owned]

"Michael Jordan would pwn Shaq at basketball any day" "Did you see that video of that kid getting run over by that car? Pwned\!"

107. (pwned) (43↑, 57↓)
Usually used to indicated a succesful teabagging. After secretly sneaking up behind someone who is sitting down, and placing your testicles on your forehead, you say 'PWNED\!'

Balls-on-forehead complete, PWNED\!

108. (Pwned) (4↑, 18↓)
Player Owned. A more recently and upgraded version of 0wned. Acceptable in limited circumstances. Thought by many to be started in Starcraft, Still others believe it started in Quake, and a few people believe in started on Everquest.

once again i pwned you all

109. (pwned) (83↑, 97↓)
someone or something having total domination over an object

(Jail shower scene) Dood, i dropped the soap and then i was pwned.

110. (PWNED) (0↑, 15↓)
This was created by css player breakyourface when he was typing on fps bannana to reply to bulletin insted of typing owned he typed pwned it means to whoop someones ass in a game of some sort

i pwned that noob loving sunavha bitch

111. (pwned) (0↑, 15↓)
pwned mean POWER OWNED, you dumb asses

Me: Aw shit son I just pwned your newb ass in the dome Your Grandma: would you like a sandwich?

112. (pwned) (1↑, 16↓)
The n00b1sh way to say "owned" when typing on internet forums

Noob: dud3 1 ju5 pwned u Non-noob: I killed u dumbass

Author: Joe Schofield http://pwned.urbanup.com/2637073
113. (pwned) (6↑, 21↓)
word that retards that sit on their computers playing World of Warcraft all day use to describe killing another player.

dumbass 1: omg i just totally pwned u n00b dumbass 2: omg so not fair hacker.

114. (pwned) (15↑, 30↓)
In 1967 the main guy off of the A Team (Hannibal?) found some plutonium in his jeep and he sanded it down and made it into the shape of a gun, which he fired often, but never actually hit anyone with it. Face and B.A. got in a fight over who got to hold it while Hannibal guy smoked his huge ass ceegar, until Murdock shouted out,"if you guys dont give me that Palm Wielded Nuclear Energy Device I will come over there and act all crazy RIGHT IN YOUR FACES\!" So they stopped fighting, because they didnt like it when Murdock went crazy. They got dominated. They got owned. They got PWNED\!

give me that PWNED, or the radiation will pwn you. Fool.

115. (pwned) (4↑, 19↓)
It comes from the word owned misspelled. This is because the 'p' key is located next to the 'o' key on the key board. It refers to the act of defeating somebody or beating someone in a way.

You just got pwned b/c i destroyed your entire army\!

116. (pwned) (4↑, 19↓)
plain and simple- when someone gets fucked up/puts their foot in their mouth/just makes a cock of themselves.

lynn: quentin tarintino is a talentless director. kill bill is stupid two weeks later lynn: jackie brown\! i love this movie\! shari: pwned\!

117. (pwned) (7↑, 22↓)
gamer slang for pounded and owned

DUDE YOU JUST GOT PWNED did you see me pwn that n00b?

118. (pwned) (2↑, 17↓)
An interactive card game with a video game theme developed by students at the Savannah College of Art annd Design in Atlanta that was first previewed in 2006 at the SCAD sponsered GFX Conference. Other sponers include microsoft and adobe.

How do you spell owned? With a P. Let's play PWNED.

119. (pwned) (5↑, 20↓)
pwned:v,past-tense; After the rise of the term "owned" amungst multiplayer-gaming communitees the subsequent "pwned" was coined within prevelant multiplayer circles. The term is to bestow a level of dishonor upon its victim suggesting that the loser was owned in such a way that "it skipped the o and went straight to the p\!\!" However the existence of further slanders such as "qwned" and "rwned" are purely fictional.

past-tense: "we pwn all u noobs\!\!1"counterstrike 4/1/2006 present-tense: "Maybe today I'll pwn enough noobs to raise my rank in the server from 3 to 1"-'I hate yuo myg0t (pwned)' \@www.worldspace.nu/flash/pwned.html

120. (pwned) (12↑, 27↓)
When some n00b on a video game, gets hella owned; amazing owned, liek the noob got screwed up the anus x10

yo son, you got PWNED\!\!\!\!

121. (pwned) (13↑, 28↓)
This word is a popular variation of the word [owned] and is typically used within online gaming circles. This term was first coined by a geek who attempted to modify his copy of the popular first-person shooting game [Half-Life] so that the word "Owned" would appear on the screen of anybody he killed, unfortunatly (due to the close proximity of the "P" and "O" key on the standard English keyboard) he accidentally typed it as "pwned" while he was modifying it, so now this word was appearing on the screen of every other gamer that he killed, other gamers thaught that this was [1337]speak for pistol-owned, and started using the word whenever they killed somebody with an inferior weapon i,e "I pwned him with my pistol even though he had the rocket launcher\!" Nowadays though it pretty much means the same thing as [owned] Also see [ownage] [pwnage][pwn] and [pooned]

"I pwned your ass so good in that last game\!" "I have [leet] skillz, you're gonna get so pwned"

122. (pwned) (48↑, 63↓)
How nerds deliberately mispells "owned" and think it's funny when it just looks stupid.

He pwned you when he did that shit.

Author: Trident White http://pwned.urbanup.com/1434749
123. (pwned) (12↑, 27↓)
often thought to be difficult or impossible to pronounce, the correct way of pronouncing pwned is "owned" dependent upon the situation would be understood accordingly. 1. to destroy beyond "owned". to completely overpower your opponent as typically used in video games,(but is in no way limited to) 2. being on the lesser end of a situation, getting the short end of the stick. 3. being on the misfortunate end of a scenario, often humerous is to be pwned. . origin is unknown but a possible definition is "power owned" often spelled with a P instead of an O as an abbreviation to show domination beyond simply owned. 4. power pwned or ppwned, complete and utter decimation or annlihlation. not even worthy of speaking with the victor or replying from his statement of "power pwned" or ppwned"

1. "fucking pwned bitch\!\!1" 2. Brad and Bill are approached by a woman in a night club and asks Brad to dance, as he is walking to the dance floor Brad looks back at Bill and says, "pwned." 3. Claerion is walking down the sidewalk with Ryan, Ryan trips over a curb and Claerion tells him,"pwned" 4. "Holy shit man, Heatherly fucking ppwned everyone"

124. (pwned) (14↑, 29↓)
an idoitic typo by idiotic people

I can't type as fast as a think I can, so I accidentally hit 'p' instead of 'o', and somehow people think 'pwned' is cool, rather than stupid. I pwned those [mofos]

125. (pwned) (2↑, 17↓)
to totally kick somones ass. to show you are the supperior one BULLSEYE\!\!

Robin undoubtedly pwned Megan in hot crazy lovin. I totally pwned your mom in bed last night.

Author: SyCo Roxxers ju http://pwned.urbanup.com/1255335
126. (pwned) (10↑, 25↓)
To make someone else look stupid by quoting them and saying something that makes them look like a complete idiot. hence owning them, or pwning them. that takes place on online message boards. it happens lesser out of that. other wise to totally beat someone at a game. one player was at full health and destroyed the other player, he sure pwned him.

They have been PWNED\!\!\! I just pwned you.

127. (pwned) (17↑, 32↓)
1. Came from Counter-Strike, meaning "Pistol Owned". Very humiliating for whoever got "pwned" as the pistol is the weakest weapon in the game.

*JN01 just filled Foo full of holes with the pistol\! \<JNO1\>Hah\! You just got pwned\! \<Foo\>... [stfu]

Author: FinalPhoenix http://pwned.urbanup.com/357327
128. (pwned) (4↑, 19↓)
To own someone so bad that somone had to make a word thats means owning that person to the max.

I pwned joo like a red headed step child.

Author: Candy Man pwnz joo http://pwned.urbanup.com/174983
129. (pwned) (20↑, 35↓)
a type of the word 'owned' usually made in the excitement of typing owned and an either misplace of the right hand middle finger on the 'P' or the fat hands of most gamers spamming either.

wyh hellp thar butsekz? OLOLOLOOOOOLLL

130. (Pwned) (11↑, 27↓)
Net equivilent to owned

You totally pwned that cunt\!

Author: Master Patrick Claire Thompson http://pwned.urbanup.com/1901549
131. (pwned) (21↑, 37↓)
A word used online by nerds and fags

Bob: "Look at me im a nerd and i use the word pwned like a fag loser fag fag"

132. (pwned) (45↑, 61↓)
A corrupted version of the word "[owned]". Originated from warcraft when a designer spelled owned wrong. Instead of it saying (INSTERT NAME HERE) has been Owned, it said (INSERT NAME HERE) has been pwned. The word pwned or owned means to be made a fool of. This word is generally used in gaming and on the internet.

Player 1: OMG LIEK YOU JST GOT PWNED\!\!\!1 Player 2: Shut up.

133. (pwned) (15↑, 31↓)
PWNed is a misspelling of the word owned. The P is right next to the O key, so that's most likely how it came about. Before it's popularity, I am pretty sure we all used it.

"I PWNed that bastard on Half-Life 2\!"

Author: Anthony J. Cofer http://pwned.urbanup.com/1032423
134. (pwned) (8↑, 24↓)
It is common knowledge it originated in warcraft; you'll see a lot of those here, so I wont bore you by repeating it. However, it also applies to when people get lots of thumbs down for their bullshit definitions of "pwned"

As above: When people get lots of thumbs down for their bullshit definitions of "pwned"

135. (pwned) (22↑, 38↓)
synonym for owned PWN3D\!\!\!111

Video game:Your friend is pissed cause you used a wall hack. You say "PWNED"\!

136. (pwned) (18↑, 34↓)
Totally ass-kicked, beaten like a red-headed stepchild, shit got wrecked. Associated with online gaming (CounterStrike, Warcraft, Starcraft, etc. etc.)

"I just destroyed your Watch Towers with a Peon, you got PWNED." "He talked back to me so I used my fist to PWN him in the face." "I just totally pwned this guy with a Zerg Rush, kekekekekeke."

Author: Raggadagga Man http://pwned.urbanup.com/610453
137. (pwned) (21↑, 37↓)
A corrupted version of the word "owned", this..."word"...has been plagueing internet space since the day some nerd accidently hit the "P" key instead of the "o" to display owned. its definition is unknown, as only the retarded can say it, but it is believed to mean "I have no place in Internet gaming".

"Dude I just pwned you hardcore\!" *gunshots from every direction* "Dude I was pwned\!" *gunshots from every direction* "I hate it when people use the word "Pwned" *gunshots from every direction*

138. (pwned) (1↑, 17↓)
Misspelled version of owned, spelt wiv a P

d00d u just got Pwned

139. (pwned) (8↑, 24↓)
"pawned" Same as saying owned.

Sally got pwned at the used car lot.

140. (Pwned) (4↑, 21↓)
To do an impressive comeback on someone when they tried to bully you around.

A goth is walking in school minding her own business, and a prep blocks her way and she starts to mess with her. Preppy: "umm, lyk why do you have all that wierd stuff on" Goth: "uh, well because i can, why?" Preppy: "lyke i hope you dont think it lyke will get you popularrr, because lyke, it doesnt.. it just makes you lyke wierd.. so lyke yeah.." *goth rolls her eyes and tries to continue walking* *preppy gets back in goths way* Preppy: "umm, lyke you need to lyke apologyze for lyke rolling your eyes at me. lyke you cant lyke do that to me, im lyke the most popular girl lyke in this school" *goth gets close to preppys face* Goth: *talks a little louder than before* "Umm, you know what really needs to be done. you need to like, learn like, proper english, LIKE\!\! Fucking queer. you shouldnt even be in the 10th grade english\!\!" *goth shoves preppy* Preppy: "umm lyke i lyke told you lyke im lyke popular for you to lyke shove me" Goth: "ugh... ok fuck this" *pulls down preppys mini skirt and reveals thong, also letting out the rotten smell from preppys coochie* Goth: "i wonder how popular you feel now that everyone knows you dont take showers" nearby person: "OWNED\!" preppy's life is ruined from being pwned by someone she thought she was better than

141. (pwned) (1↑, 18↓)
also known as "person owned"

I just PWNED your life

Author: ghostsniper42 http://pwned.urbanup.com/2583887
142. (Pwned) (3↑, 20↓)
EVERYONE STFU\! YES KIDS LIKE ME USE PWNED BUT ITS NOT THAT FUNNY, OH BTW IT Means to completly dominate or "own" someone when used in online play\!

OMG That rocket whore just pwned me\!\!\!

143. (Pwned) (2↑, 19↓)
Its origin is from online gaming, from the word pawn. Referring to some one as pwned means they have been expelled or destroyed as if they where expendable.

"He went down in 30 seconds, I pwned him"

144. (pwned) (5↑, 22↓)
also pwn3d, means to get owned horribly in counterstrike, starcraft, or whatever else your playing at your LAN

PWNED BITCH\!11\!\!\!\!\!\!111\!oneone\!\!111\!\!\!\!\!\! STFU\!\!\!\!1\!\!

145. (pwned) (8↑, 25↓)
Pwned - The Act of Being Owned, With a P. Pwned. You just got pwned.

Player 1: I just Pwned him\! Player 1: Oops, i mean owned Player 2: STFU cockmunch i just pwned your ass\!\! Biatch\! Player 1: My Dick pwns your mouth. Player 2: Fuck you\! Pwned\!

Author: BrazillianPiMpX http://pwned.urbanup.com/634956
146. (pwned) (2↑, 19↓)
although spelled with a p, i believe it is still pronounced "owned": the p is silent

OMFG Pwned IRL

147. (pwned) (3↑, 20↓)
the leet term (h4i1 t34 l337) for owned

victor: hahaha n00b i pwned j00 n00b: oh man great leet warrior, you r0x0rz

148. (pwned) (3↑, 20↓)
"Player owned" Usually in reference to massivly-multiplayer online game when one player "owns" or beats another player. Used by azn's who say "kekekekee"

OMFG I PWNED JOO N00B W/ MY WF I PKED YOUR HIGH LEVEL ZON W/ MY NECRO KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKe\pwned\!\!

149. (Pwned) (5↑, 22↓)
Being "owned" but ten times worse (Owned is to have your ass handed to you about something, usually a game)

Dude you just got owned\! No, he got pwned\!

150. (pwned) (27↑, 44↓)
see owned

We pwned them.

151. (pwned) (17↑, 34↓)
"Owned" typed by someone without the ability or thought to correct their spelling. The accepted use generally established the user as one of subpar intelligence.

"I pwned taht lsore1\!\!1\!"

152. (PWNED) (10↑, 28↓)
pwned, is a word used by absolute wankers, who think they wanna be different, and instead of saying OWNED, they used PWNED (pronounced- pooned)

person1- "man i just totaly pwned that girl" person2- "you're a wanker."

153. (pwned) (2↑, 20↓)
spelled many ways: (verb) -PWN3D -P'N3D -Pwned 1) Means to OWN or defeat someone with a great reaction. 2) To annihilate or kill. 3) To fight then grab one of their possessions.

1) You see that fucking bitch on the comp. screen, we PWN3D him\! 2) Bloody hell, mate, you PWned him\! 3) The robber picked a carlock, broke in, and PWN3D his IPod Nano\!

154. (pwned) (6↑, 24↓)
also known as power owned

judd was pwned by powers

155. (pwned) (8↑, 26↓)
In the event of a fight, "Pwned is what the loser becomes."

Kayla pwned Adam. Adam \> Kayla.

156. (pwned) (9↑, 27↓)
Well you are all wrong. Pwned became popular with Warcraft but it was no mistake. Money was given for killing a hero. Pawning of the heros head. While owning him at the same time. Get it right before you post.

Your ass just got pwned.

157. (pwned) (14↑, 32↓)
a word that people name anthony use to make themselves feel like they know a special word, when in actuality isn't anything more than a bunch of letters thrown together and said outloud.

there are none because it's not a word.

158. (pwned) (2↑, 20↓)
to severly own or to have someone prove you wrong. etc

in halo 2 i pwned you

159. (pwned) (5↑, 23↓)
Pronounced "pawned". A word to be used when describing a defeating occuance, when [owned] just doesn't cut it. More powerful than owned. Did not nesessarily start when an individual player misspelled it, but numerous players online kept overshooting the "O" on their keyboard and hit "P" instead.

"Dude, I totally got pwned by this haX0r last night playin C-Strike." "Man, I totally pwned this nub last night, he was tryin to be 1337 like me"

Author: Pirate.Guitar http://pwned.urbanup.com/786247
160. (pwned) (6↑, 24↓)
a) getting massively fucked over by an opponent (PvP) b) getting massively fucked over by a large group of enemies(gang-pwned) "pwn" no longer applies only to the world of online gaming. it can also be used in place of other words such as [burn] to indicate a particularly good insult.

a) a_gaybarb was slain by Ham-Dizzle Ham-Dizzle: pwned. b) Cliathfain was slain by Minion of Destruction Cliathfain: gang-pwned :( c)"stfu you needle-dicked child molester" Friends: "pwned\!"

161. (pwned) (19↑, 38↓)
A word which fuckwits now use in place of "owned", trying to be cool. Incidentally, "owned" is a word gay cunts use to boast about beating other kids at computer games. How phenomenally lame

Man, you just got pwned.

162. (pwned) (1↑, 20↓)
What you say when you get stuck on a terrible place ona rollercoaster, especiallyon a loop, or difficult place for ladders to reach.

(when coaster gets stuck) "We Just got pwned\!" (Points if someone around you is visibly annoyed)

163. (pwned) (14↑, 33↓)
As many other definitions state, this is a corruption of the term [owned]. However, this term has several advantages over [owned], the main one being it has no conotations with the rather touchy subject of slavery. People will also think you cool for using 1337 hacking lingo now used mainly by preteen video game players, including my brother.

Fag: Yeah i owned you\!\! Large Angry Black Man: You shouldda used pwned sucka\!\! *Fag squeals in pain and terror

Author: Tom the Enchanter http://pwned.urbanup.com/1418338
164. (pwned) (5↑, 24↓)
Pwned originated in Counter Strike when somebody was so ridiculosly owned that the guy stopped to type, "owned". But he was so dumbfounded by how hard he head raped this guy that he pressed "P" instead of "O". So pwned basically means so fucking owned its crazy and j00 g37 m4j0r1y 0wn3d s0 h4rd th4t 1t5 PWN3D.

Chris was walking down the street when all of a sudden a goose came up and chomped on his face. After this a shoeless jogger ran up to him, footsweeped him, then punched him in the stomach. The jogger then proceeded to scream "PWNED" as loud as he could in this mans face. After the incident the jogger continued on as if nothing had happened. Sorry Chris, you got pwned.

Author: Hamburger Legs http://pwned.urbanup.com/1413973
165. (Pwned) (20↑, 39↓)
anyone that says this word has NOOOOO life at all

i pwned that noob because i have no life and sit around all day playing video games\!\!

166. (pwned) (5↑, 24↓)
Having been power owned. The p is from power, and the rest from owned.

"Man, that man just got hit by six eighteen wheelers, eight cars, seven knights on horseback, and then hit with a mace. He got seriously pwned.

167. (pwned) (3↑, 22↓)
I believe it to be (now that I know it a slang derragotry meaning of owned)or you got beat and now you lose mostly its a sarcastic way of saying LOSER

so I was on the net and I say something somewhat ditsy or whatever and he'll say pwned

168. (pwned) (3↑, 23↓)
There is much debate over where the word pwned came from. Some say it is from Warcraft in a typo, others say it is from chess. I think that it is because most chat filters in game block out the word f**k so people started spelling it phuck and pwned is just a shorthand lazy ass gamer term to say "phucking owned".

"...and I got a headshot. PWNED\!"

169. (pwned) (6↑, 26↓)
It did not originate in Quake. It stands for two things. Either comPletely oWNED or Perfectly oWNED. It was never a typo. comPletely oWNED = PWNED Perfectly oWNED = PWNED It makes for a lot less typing.

You just got completely owned nOOb. or You just got PWNED nOOb. or I PWN so hard it hurts.

170. (pwned) (26↑, 46↓)
A basic error on the part of a Warcraft Map Designer; It is a misinterpretation of the word "[owned]" In gaming language, it means to be elite and "totally dominate" or to "Own" with a "p" or "Pwn" It can also be used as sort of a refrence to being "elite" or "[uber]" This word was first used when a Warcraft Map Designer screwed up in his designing and programmed the computer(when the other player had lost) to say "You were owned." He made a typo and instead the computer ended up saying "You were pwned."

1."Dude, I just pwned you\!" meaning "Dude, I just owned you\!" 2. "Dude, my 90th-level sorceror pwns\!" meaning "Dude, my 90th-level sorceror owns\!"

171. (pwned) (9↑, 29↓)
Shortened version of power owned, a more intense form of ownage

Pwned you, mo' fo'\!

Author: The ineffible deity, God http://pwned.urbanup.com/1251810
172. (pwned) (6↑, 26↓)
Originating from OWNED meaning a higher lever of ownage. the word PWND stands for Power Owned.

"Dude, i &^%\@en pwned your ass in that duel."

173. (pwned) (5↑, 25↓)
see pwned.nl for the video

pwned.nl is a funny video

174. (pwned) (5↑, 25↓)
Definition: Power owned.

Dresserl337 got pwned by 3D|Miller.

175. (pwned) (2↑, 22↓)
To headshot someone in an online fps game.

You "Pwned" him hard\!

176. (pwned) (9↑, 29↓)
Pwned is simply slang for [owned]. See the example for usage. Pwned is a word that cannot be pinpointed to be originating in anyplace. There is no proof that it came from WarCraft, or Quake, or whatever. I believe it was misspelled by an IRC [n00b], and later, people imitated him. Less informed people saw these experienced people using this, and they started too as well.

Omg, j00 got pwned n00b\!

177. (pwned) (21↑, 42↓)
Mostly used by 8 year olds playing starcraft or warcraft who think they're cool. Also said by retards who can't type and think that saying pwned will make them cool.

Dat gosu d00d jus pwned that n0ob

Author: hater of those that use pwned, pwn, pwnzered etc... http://pwned.urbanup.com/1364101
178. (Pwned) (12↑, 36↓)
If your retarded or have no life, you would use this word everyday of your life. The word means own someone or school them... (im retarded and have no life)

"You just got pwned" "Daniel im gonna shoot you in the face if you say that one more time, I like your mustache"

179. (pwned) (3↑, 27↓)
PWNED- A degrading payout used to bring imbasisment on ones behalf.

chink: *Rides Bike quitly in ally* Racest gang: *put a stick in the bikes spokes* chink: *falls over and brakes 4 bones* Racest gang leader: Pwned\!\!\!\!\! bitch

Author: Unknown Personality http://pwned.urbanup.com/1680575
180. (PWNED) (2↑, 27↓)
To own somebody on a video game (mainly call off duty 4)

Xbox live gamer: Dude i just PWNED you with my RPG Xbox live gamer 2: AW MAN I GOT PWNED

Author: dale jackson pwned http://pwned.urbanup.com/3120336
181. (pwned) (2↑, 27↓)
An abbreviation of "pee winded", when you own a person so much you [poif] in their face

"Harrigan got pwned" is short for "Harrigan got farted in his face by someones dick"

Author: irrelevantjet http://pwned.urbanup.com/1095769
182. (pwned) (18↑, 44↓)
Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the complete definition of what "pwned" means. 1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there is ownly one possible source: a. When playing a first person shooter game online, and you find yourself with no ammunition left in your primary weapon, you find yourself having to switch to your secondary weapon, aka your pistol. Being heavily outmatched versus an automatic weapon, when the player with the pistol kills the automatic weapon user in convincing fashion, it is usually followed by a string of text "Pwned\!" meaning, 'Pistol-Owned.' P is for Pistol? Get it.

My PDW ran out of ammo so I pwned that nigga with my Glock 9mm.

183. (Pwned) (3↑, 30↓)
verb 1. To be professionally owned

Loser: "ROFL\! You just got pwned\!" Me: *drops pencil* Weird Russian kid who sat behind me last year: "haha, pwned" Me (to myself): "What a looser"

184. (Pwned) (1↑, 31↓)
The word "pwned" originated from the game World of Warcraft, as a typo of [owned]. The word Pwned can be written many different ways, such as Pwnt, Pwn3d, pawned, pawwn3d, or p00ned.

Guy 1: Dude, I just pwned you in Halo\! Guy 2: Yeah Right, you just used a cheap ass sword.

185. (pwned) (3↑, 33↓)
meaning pimiping women, nigguh, especially divas

dayummm i was totally pwned last night.

Author: steveriniiiiiiiiiiiiiii http://pwned.urbanup.com/2488956
186. (pwned) (5↑, 37↓)
Back during my younger days, in NAM. Whenever I got some ass, I called it PWNED. Meaning Pussy-oWNED.

I PWNED that mamasans ass last night.

187. (pwned) (6↑, 43↓)
when someone kills you on xbox live and he fills retarded so he says u got pwned

Gamer \#1 You Suck Balls. Gamer \#2 Shut Up NIGGER U got pwned

188. (pwned) (3↑, 41↓)
past tense of "to pawn"

"I freakin pwned that crap"

189. (pwned) (13↑, 54↓)
The true origion of pwned was in Counter Strike.. it is not a mispelled 'owned' it formed when an opposing player was killed with a pistol instead of a main gun so they would be pistol owned or pwned..

dude u were so close to killing me.. but i wipped out my glock and pwned you\!

190. (pwned) (3↑, 56↓)
Short for Pre-owned, Pre-tense for [Owned]. Meaning you are going to, rather than u have

Just wait till we get in the server im gonna pwn j00

191. (pwned) (4↑, 68↓)
Partionally Owned Used when winning against your opponent in a match during the game.

"Your getting PWNED" "I totally PWNED you so far"

192. (pwned) (26↑, 101↓)
Other than all the bullshit the other retards added, i know the real maeinging of pwned. its all started when i was 5. i was on camp and i noticed that my friend was in the shower for an awful long time. i opened the door and to my suprise there he was shoving chopsticks up his ass. i immediantwely out of instinct yelled out pwned and everyone sailing the 7 servers of warcraft heard me. THE END SO STOP MAKING THINGS UP NOW U KNOW TEH REAL MEANING

ahahahah u shover chopsticks up ur ass PWNED that guy has no legs\! PWNED

193. (pwned) (3↑, 84↓)
What Srg.69 And Srg.UB3R Do To n00bs On Halo 2

Me: SRG.69 JUST PWNED YOU FOOL\!\!\!\!\! --or-- Oppositon: That Was Totall pwnzord-a-saurus By SRG.UB3R\!\!\!\!

Author: SRG.69/Justin melnychuk\!\! http://pwned.urbanup.com/1987614
194. (Pwned) (4↑, 110↓)
1)Abreviation of the word Power Owned 2)a mix between the words Power and Owned

Man u jus got Pwned

195. (pwned) (10↑, 124↓)
The original word owned was meaning to devestate an opponent. The word pwned is a more devestaing word that is the combination of Power + Owned = PWNED.

In stead of saying i just "Power owned" you whole team, one would simply say. I just PWNED your whole team, what noobs\!\!

Related: owned, pwn, noob, own, pwnage, ownage, lol, n00b, raped, pwnt, 1337, pwnd, fail, destroyed, pwn3d, served, dominated, rape, rofl, powned, halo, leet, nub, awesome, loser, wtf, burned, ownt, schooled, fucked, killed, newb, wow, bitch, omg, funny, shit, ownd, pooned, pwning
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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